Your so called internet-savvy, witty banter is not needed here.

I rarely friends-lock my drama entries anymore so the old version of this entry was out of date.

I'll pretty much friend anyone back though because I hardly give a fuck.

Also if you're going to add me, please tell me who you are or where you are adding me from unless I already know you!

i sure do have a FEVER!!! 100.2


never stop getting sick, never

[06:06:13] Fiz: listen
[06:06:15] Fiz: i just made a pee
[06:06:16] Aurora: no
[06:06:17] Fiz: and there was a spider
[06:06:24] Fiz: on the wall by the cubpard
[06:06:27] Fiz: or is it cupbard
[06:06:28] Fiz: whatever
[06:06:29] Aurora: theres always a spider
[06:06:33] Fiz: i stood up
[06:06:39] Fiz: and it zoomed behind the cupbard
[06:06:42] Fiz: at megaspeeds
[06:06:47] Fiz: i didnt even see it move
[06:06:49] Fiz: then it peeked out
[06:06:52] Fiz: and zoomed back in again
[06:06:59] Aurora: lol
[06:07:27] Fiz: its just a little shitty house spider though so fuck it
[06:07:31] Fiz: listen again
[06:07:34] Fiz: theres a sky light in my bathroom
[06:07:40] Fiz: and theres a dead brown recluse hanging on it
[06:07:49] Aurora: gross
[06:07:58] Fiz: my dad killed it but didnt knock it down
[06:07:59] Fiz: i was like
[06:08:03] Fiz: why didnt you knock it down
[06:08:04] Fiz: he said
[06:08:07] Fiz: its a trophy
[06:08:14] Fiz: some people have like deer heads in their home
[06:08:18] Aurora: perfect
[06:08:18] Fiz: as a trophy of their kill
[06:08:20] Fiz: i have a dead spider
[06:08:25] Fiz: i laughed so hard
[06:08:44] Aurora: you know what
[06:09:23] Aurora: you need to make a children's book or something
[06:09:32] Aurora: fiz's spider stories
[06:09:44] Fiz: lmfao
[06:10:51] Aurora: the bathroom recluse & other spider stories

i got food poisoning aw yea whos da man

i sure did pay 30 bucks to take my dad out to eat today to be super nice and then i puke my side up AS SOON as i got home super cool

if its not one thing its another with me isnt it

meepers

i got capri sun and string cheese aw yea whos da man

edit:

squeekers

lol

why would you even seriously care if someone was a furry or not

i mean really

visa-versa too. why would you even seriously care if anyone thought you were a furry.

this could be said for any dumb social group


if someone SERIOUSLY cares that you identify with a certain group of retarded but otherwise harmless people then theyre probably a lot more retarded than said group of people

i mean you can be all "ew gross" all you want to but theres no reason to be a fucking moron about it. hi i can see past your hobbies/fetishes/whatever and i would like to know you for you. you like anime and drawings of fat chicks? im fine with that as long as thats not all you talk about. oh its not? cool, lets talk about video games.


WHY IS THAT SO HARD.

why is this even an issue

Silver: lets green egg and ham it
YU82D: I don't like green eggs and ham
Senator Wong: i do not want green eggs and ham?
YU82D: Sam I am
Fuck you I'm Forte: I do not like them Sam I aM.
Silver: oooh nasty
Senator Wong: I do not like them in a box
Senator Wong: I will not like them with a fox
YU82D: I do not like them with a fox
Senator Wong: :<
rottel: will you have them in a box ?
YU82D: I will love them with nigger cocks
Silver: slam it on me sam i am
Silver: put it in my butt with a cram
Senator Wong: wat
YU82D: watch me shit out raspberry jam
Senator Wong: That's not how it went

[10:12:07] Fiz: i was for some reason in college
[10:12:11] Fiz: and was walking out of a building
[10:12:21] Fiz: and there was people in fursuits in front of one of the building
[10:12:25] Fiz: i askedwhat was up
[10:12:27] Fiz: and they were like
[10:12:32] Fiz: we're making a convention in this building!
[10:12:33] Fiz: i was like
[10:12:43] Fiz: but i need to go to class in here
[10:12:47] Fiz: they were like tough shit
[10:12:53] Fiz: i went inside
[10:13:02] Fiz: and it looked like a zoo gift store
[10:13:26] Fiz: and two fatties were putting decorations up
[10:13:30] Fiz: i asked when the dates of hte con were
[10:13:33] Fiz: and they were like
[10:13:35] Fiz: we're not telling you
[10:13:51] Fiz: i was like why, i might as well go considering i go to college here
[10:13:56] Fiz: and they gave me the stink eye
[10:13:57] Fiz: and i was like
[10:14:04] Fiz: whats your problem , did i troll you once or something lol
[10:14:07] Fiz: so iwent to walk out
[10:14:14] Fiz: and there was a guy in a lion fursuti wearing a diaper full of shit
[10:14:22] Fiz: i ran out
[10:14:26] Fiz: and i was walkin down the street
[10:14:31] Fiz: and there were fursuitters everywhere
[10:14:33] Fiz: it was terrible
[10:14:45] Aurora: worst nightmare ever
[10:15:00] Fiz: yes
[10:15:20] Fiz: it spun off into something else
[10:15:27] Fiz: where there were people in the streets
[10:15:31] Fiz: and i beat them all up
[10:15:35] Fiz: over mcdonalds fries
[10:15:42] Aurora: lmao
[10:16:22] Fiz: i really wanted them
[10:16:36] Aurora: did you get them
[10:16:41] Fiz: yes
[10:16:45] Aurora: good
[10:16:56] Fiz: but for some reason i ended up without a shirt and i covered my tits up with coffee filters
[10:17:07] Aurora: lol

SHINY ZUBATS: WORTH TRICKING 7 YEAR OLD CHILDREN INTO FORFEITING

i took a vicodin last night so i could try to sleep. i hallucinated stuff for a while and then i passed out. when i woke up i was really mad at fruit juices and i still am

id wake up and go OH IM SO FUCKIN MAD and turn over and go back 2 sleep